Watching Too Many Old Hollywood Movies

"Are you decent?" says man at door.
"No," says woman from inside.
"How quickly can you get decent?"
"How quickly can you take advantage of me?"
"I don't see an advantage in coming quickly."
"Well you won't be coming at all. The door's locked."
"Trust me. Trifles like that have never stopped me before."
"Who said it was a trifle?"
"Freud. Now are you letting me in or aren't you?"
Woman opens door. "What's the rush?"