For Monty Python Fans

This link is for Monty Python fans, or anyone who's ever wondered what the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is (European, not African): http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

"You would make an excellent writer..."

Your #1 Match: INFP

The Idealist You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop. You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.

What's Your Personality Type?

But I Love Gangsta Rap!

Your Taste in Music:

90's Alternative: Highest Influence

90's Pop: Highest Influence

90's Rock: Highest Influence

Classic Rock: Highest Influence

80's R&B: High Influence

80's Rock: High Influence

90's Hip Hop: High Influence

Adult Alternative: High Influence

Punk: High Influence

80's Alternative: Medium Influence

Hip Hop: Medium Influence

Progressive Rock: Medium Influence

Ska: Medium Influence

90's R&B: Low Influence

Alternative Rock: Low Influence

Gangsta Rap: Low Influence

Hair Bands: Low Influence

Old School Hip Hop: Low Influence

R&B: Low Influence

How's Your Taste in Music?

California Sweep! 1-2-3!

American Cities That Best Fit You:

65% San Diego

60% San Francisco

55% Los Angeles

50% Chicago

50% Honolulu

Which American Cities Best Fit You?

Whoo Hedonism!

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||| 46% Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Orderliness |||||| 26% Empathy |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Mystical || 10% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Materialism |||||| 30% Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63% Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70% Work ethic |||||| 30% Self absorbed |||||| 23% Conflict seeking |||||| 23% Need to dominate |||||| 30% Romantic |||||||||||| 43% Avoidant |||||||||||| 50% Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Wealth |||||||||||||| 56% Dependency |||||| 30% Change averse |||||||||||| 43% Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56% Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Food indulgent || 10% Histrionic |||||||||||| 50% Paranoia |||| 16% Vanity |||||||||||| 43% Hypersensitivity |||| 16% Female cliche || 10%

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Not a Bad Year: Sgt. Pepper & I

You Belong in 1967

1967 If you scored... 1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! 1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. 1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all! 1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day. 1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!

What Year Do You Belong In?

What's YOUR Writing Style?

You are a freeform writer. Individualistic with a
sense for the different and challenging, Walt
Whitman and his poetry lacking meter and rhyme
is just what the doctor ordered. You're quick
to write something that the rest of the world
doesn't accept as poetry, quick to separate
yourself from the average joe. An author with a
true sense of self, you have confidence in your
abilities and aren't afraid to show it. :) GO
YOU!


What's YOUR Writing Style?
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An Interesting Article

An interesting article about The Skateboard, courtesy of Eric.

Fun With JODIE WONG123, Part 1

First off, a little preamble is in order. JODIE WONG123 is a complete stranger to me. I don't know how she found me or why she talks to me, but somehow over the summer she just started IMing me and chatting with me. Her English isn't very good, and I have a feeling she is considerably older than me, so clearly it wasn't very interesting to talk to her. So I blocked her. She was blocked for two months. Last week, I unblocked her thinking she was gone forever, when suddenly she started IMing me again as if we had been talking to each other every day. Well, today I decided I might as well try to amuse myself as much as possible with these conversations, so I now present to you the first of hopefully many interesting installments titled "Fun With JODIE WONG123." Enjoy.

JODIE WONG123 (5:03:51 PM): hi wht are you doing
quaker chicken (5:04:00 PM): having sex
JODIE WONG123 (5:04:09 PM): you don't work
JODIE WONG123 (5:04:16 PM): no school
quaker chicken (5:04:22 PM): i just got back
quaker chicken (5:04:24 PM): from work
JODIE WONG123 (5:04:34 PM): so early
JODIE WONG123 (5:04:40 PM): what job you had
JODIE WONG123 (5:04:52 PM): you work pt
JODIE WONG123 (5:05:02 PM): where you live
JODIE WONG123 (5:05:05 PM): in NY
quaker chicken (5:05:13 PM): i'm a porn star
quaker chicken (5:05:16 PM): we have good hours
JODIE WONG123 (5:05:25 PM): what's that
JODIE WONG123 (5:05:27 PM): what you do
JODIE WONG123 (5:05:44 PM): where you lived
JODIE WONG123 (5:05:53 PM): are you in nY
quaker chicken (5:06:01 PM): no i'm a porn star in philadelphia
JODIE WONG123 (5:06:09 PM): oh a star
JODIE WONG123 (5:06:19 PM): what's is porn star
JODIE WONG123 (5:07:00 PM): you work everyday
JODIE WONG123 (5:07:07 PM): is work busy
quaker chicken (5:07:10 PM): no it's pretty relaxed
JODIE WONG123 (5:07:16 PM): you fininsh school
quaker chicken (5:07:16 PM): i make porn movies
JODIE WONG123 (5:07:20 PM): how old are you
quaker chicken (5:07:21 PM): pornography
quaker chicken (5:07:23 PM): 19
JODIE WONG123 (5:07:27 PM): you're young
JODIE WONG123 (5:07:35 PM): you don't go to school
JODIE WONG123 (5:07:48 PM): are you chinese
quaker chicken (5:08:27 PM): yeah, i do asian porn
JODIE WONG123 (5:08:40 PM): where are you from
quaker chicken (5:08:40 PM): so sometimes i'm vietnamese, sometimes i'm japanese
quaker chicken (5:08:45 PM): it depends on the movie
JODIE WONG123 (5:08:54 PM): you do movies
JODIE WONG123 (5:08:59 PM): that's good
quaker chicken (5:09:01 PM): yeah, pornography movies
quaker chicken (5:09:03 PM): i'm a porn star
JODIE WONG123 (5:09:10 PM): how long have you been working
JODIE WONG123 (5:10:12 PM): you get off work so early
JODIE WONG123 (5:10:21 PM): you're home already
quaker chicken (5:10:53 PM): yeah i'm pretty quick
quaker chicken (5:11:03 PM): i can usually get a scene canned in about half an hour
JODIE WONG123 (5:11:16 PM): that's goof
JODIE WONG123 (5:11:22 PM): is work fun
quaker chicken (5:11:29 PM): oh hell yeah
JODIE WONG123 (5:11:34 PM): that's good
JODIE WONG123 (5:11:42 PM): do you go to schol
JODIE WONG123 (5:12:01 PM): do you make a lot of money
quaker chicken (5:12:03 PM): sometimes
JODIE WONG123 (5:12:09 PM): that's good
quaker chicken (5:12:54 PM): my work is definitely fun though
quaker chicken (5:13:05 PM): i get to have sex with really hot asian women all the time
JODIE WONG123 (5:13:06 PM): you work so young
quaker chicken (5:13:18 PM): sometimes they make me have sex with hot asian men
quaker chicken (5:13:20 PM): that's not quite as fun
quaker chicken (5:13:22 PM): but i live with it
quaker chicken (5:13:24 PM): it's a job
JODIE WONG123 (5:13:31 PM): oh that's fun
JODIE WONG123 (5:13:48 PM): guys and girl
JODIE WONG123 (5:13:55 PM): that's good

So who thinks she has no idea what I'm talking about?

This Is Incredibly Interesting (Maybe)

This is incredibly interesting. My blog, I have just discovered, is on something called BlogShares (http://blogshares.com/blogs.php?blog=http%3A%2F%2Fmyspotlessmind.blogspot.com%2F), which is a fantasy market where you can buy and sell shares of many, many blogs, in many, many different industries, ranging from art to sarcasm. Of course, my blog is not exactly a blue chip, nor will it ever be. I serve a very small, distinct market. It's a niche blog, I suppose. Anyway, it appears I could waste another huge chunk of my life on this new diversion, but I'm going to try not to. However, if you are interested in owning a little bit of "Chewing Gum, Coffee, & Slim Jims," do not hesitate to purchase some shares. Analysts say the stock is underpriced. I'm just mad I wasn't invited to the IPO!

Hahaha!

The mental image I got from this made me laugh uncontrollably for a good 30 seconds. And then I got a grip on myself. Try it though, and let me know what you're most likely to utter during sex!

What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex by UMAJohnnie
Name
Sexuality
Age
Most Likely to Say	"I'm covered in BEES!"
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This Blog Is Rated G For G A N G S T A

Just kidding.


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General Audience. All ages admitted to your journal. This signifies that your journal contains nothing most people will consider offensive. Nudity, sex, and talk of drug use are basically absent; violence is minimal; snippets of your journal may go beyond polite conversation but do not go beyond common everyday expressions.

Oh wait, I almost forgot. Today I went to a nude beach where there were a lot of naked boobies, had spontaneous, unprotected sex with three random women at the same time, got a mixture of coke, smack, weed, acid, speed, ecstasy, Budweiser, shrooms, glue, Nyquil, and coffee injected intravenously through my testicles, ran around smashing people's faces in with a Louisville Slugger and shooting their toes off with a rifle, and then screamed really loudly:

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"

Dave Contains Explicit Lyrics

I'm updating too much. Oh, well, it's summer. I'm that bored, and I'll admit it.

PARENTAL

ADVISORY

DAVE CONTAINS EXPLICIT LYRICS

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From Go-Quiz.com

SURVEY MADNESS! (My Blog's Integrity Has Just Been Cheapened X1 Million With That Title)

1.) Grab the book nearest you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: "to the English poet Elizabeth Barrett, whom Poe" [from The Complete Poetry of Edgar Allan Poe]

2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? My dresser

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?: Mad TV reruns on Comedy Central

4.) WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 10:04 pm

5.) Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 10:00 pm

6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? A/C, my roommate's AIM notifications

7.) When you last stepped outside, what were you doing? Coming back to my room

8.) Before you came to this website, what did you look at? My math grades on Blackboard

9.) What are you wearing?: Long sleeve button shirt, shorts

10.) Did you dream last night? What about? Yes. I don't remember.

11.) When did you last laugh? About ten minutes ago

12.) What is on the walls of the room you are in? Bob Dylan poster, Chinese New Year banner, "Go Quakers!" Thundersticks from last year's football game against Princeton

13.) Seen anything weird lately? An episode of "Kids Show" last night

15.) What is the last film you saw? Shrek 2

16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? A bigger iPod

17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know: I used to be able to swim a lap at the pool in 20 seconds

18.) George Bush: Not voting for him

19.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Either Summer or Sarah

20.) And if it's a boy, what do you call him? Either Forrest or Ethan

Name four bad habits you have:
1. Making caustically sarcastic jokes all the time
2. Staying up late
3. Not eating meals on time
4. Procrastination/apathy with schoolwork

Name four things that you wish you had:
1. A 40 gig iPod
2. A 3CCD Digital Video Camera
3. A vinyl record player
4. An electric guitar/amp

Name four scents you love:
1. Soap
2. Girl hair
3. The ocean
4. Cherry blossoms

Name four things you'd never wear:
1. Abercrombie & Fitch
2. Thong/G-string
3. Doc Martens shoes
4. Make-up

Name four things you are thinking about right now:
1. Math test on Monday
2. Need to go to the bathroom
3. Can't wait to go home, even if it's Plano, TX - it's still home
4. I want to get a turtle and name him Alexander

Name four things that you have done today:
1. Woke up late
2. Messed around with some film editing on the computer
3. Went to Andrea's and did a lot of math problems
4. Surfed on the web and decided to take this survey

Name the last four things you have bought:
Besides food, which happens everyday...
1. CD: "The Clash [U.S. Release 1979]" by The Clash
2. Green Converse All-Stars shoes
3. 60 Watt computer speakers
4. Books for classes

Name four people you would like to spend more time with:
There are a lot more, so this is unfair, but...
1. My dad
2. William Lo
3. Prof. Mark Stein, my English teacher last semester
4. Any nice/cool girl

Name four bands/groups most people don't know you like:
1. Weird Al Yankovic
2. Hanson
3. Kid Rock
4. Sugar Ray

Name four drinks you regularly drink:
1. Water
2. Coke
3. Gatorade
4. Orange soft drinks

One of Those Long Ass Annoying Quizzes Nobody's Gonna Read, But Successfully Waste MY Time, Which is All That Matters

Last word you said: "Bye," after getting off the phone with Eric
Last song you sang along to: Who's Johnny by El DeBarge (yeah bad 80's music!)
Last person you hugged: Chrissy (sympathy hug - I still had four exams left at the time)
Last thing you laughed at: Kill Bill Vol. 2, when Uma ripped out that chick's eyeball
Last time you cried: A couple days before Spring Break, long story
What's in your CD player: Slow Motion Daydream by Everclear
What color socks are you wearing: White, Gold Toe
What's under your bed: Suitcase with winter sweaters, shoes, dust, possibly Donald, the local mouse
What time did you wake up today: 8:00 AM (I had an 8:30 exam)
Current taste: Sweet, carbonated cola
Current hair: Dry and weighed down by the day
Current annoyance: Dust on my fingers
Current desktop picture: Default blue (blank)
Current worry: Will I be able to move out all of my stuff successfully?
Current hate: Packing shit that I didn't realize I had to pack
Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex: Eyes that flash with life
Time you wake up in the morning: 10 am on a good day, noon on a bad day
If you could play an instrument, what would it be: Drums
Favorite color: Green (maybe)
Do you believe in an afterlife: No, but if I had to, it would be of the reincarnation type
How tall are you: 5'11"
Current favorite word/saying: "Fascinating..."
Favorite season: Autumn (maybe Summer)
One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: Hien Pham
Favorite day: Tomorrow
Where do you want to go: Paris, France
What is your career going to be like: As hassle-free as possible, so that I have time for real life
How many kids do you want: 2, a boy and a girl
What kind of car will you have: Porsche Boxter, convertible


[have you ever...]

Have you ever said "i love you" and meant it? Yes
Gotten in a fight w/your dog/cat/bird/fish, etc? The only pet I've ever owned was a turtle named Mike, and we got along famously
Been to New York? Yes, three or four times
Been to Florida? Yes, twice
San Diego, California? YES, more than I can count
Hawaii? No, but I'm working on it
Mexico? Yes, a couple times
China? Yes, three times (fourth is upcoming this summer)
Canada? Yes, quite a few times


[random]

Do you have a crush on someone? No, I don't think so
What book are you reading now? Ulysses by James Joyce
Worst feeling in the world? Wanting to throw up
What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning: "Did I oversleep?"
Future son's name: Forrest
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No, I make him sleep on the shelf
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous?: Righty
College plans: Continue at the University of Pennsylvania
Piercings: None now, and most likely never


[ the extra stuff ]

Do you do drugs? No, nothing illegal
Do you drink? Only a couple of times in my life
Who are your best friends? Frank, Chandan, Catherine, and Eric (that's the order I met them in)
What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use? Herbel Essences Shampoo, no conditioner
Who is the last person that called you? Eric Chen
Favorite number: 7, since the day of my birth
What type of automobile do you drive? 1990 Pontiac TranSport Minivan that looks and smells like shit
Have a job? No, but I used to work in the office at Karen Dillard's SAT College Prep School
Do you like being around people? No, but I like being around persons
Best feeling in the world? The relief of peeing after holding it in for a long time
Are you for world peace? Yes, but not if the cost is world war
Are you a health freak? No, I eat and do whatever I feel like
Do you have a "type" of person you always go after? The "female" type generally suffices
Want someone you don't have right now? Is that an offer?
Are you lonely right now? A little
Do you want kids? Yes


[ in the last 24 hours, have you?]

Cried: No
Bought something: A 20 oz. bottle of Coca-Cola Classic
Gotten sick: No
Sang: Yes, while cleaning my room
Said I love you: No, but I mumbled something about "You too" to my mom when she said "I love you" on the phone
Wanted to tell someone you like them: No
Met someone new: No, although I viewed some people new to me on thefacebook.com
Had a serious talk: Yes - several goodbyes were of a half-serious-or-more nature
Hugged someone: No
Kissed someone: No
Fought with your parents: No, but I did lie to them about when I was going to go to bed

Fascinating...

Thefacebook.com is absolutely fascinating. I'm sorry I was so skeptical and anti-facebook for so long. Although I still look down on the practice of trying to see how many friends you (think you) have, overall it is quite a powerful technology. For example, I decided to do a global search with NYU to find this girl I had sat next to on the bus from Boston to New York over Thanksgiving break. All I remembered was that her name was Maggie, she was a freshman from Louisiana, she liked Adaptation, and that she was studying film. I typed in her name, and *BAM* Maggie Langlinais. So I wrote her a short message. Isn't this facebook technology incredible?

"Meh... I guess...?"

You're an INDIFFERENT AIM-ER. Meh.


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Liberal Test

"I Can See My House From Here!"

Everybody go to http://www.globexplorer.com and see an aerial view of your house and your neighborhood. It's fucking awesome, scary, and a waste of time, all at once! Just look at how much time I've wasted! It's almost 5:fucking30 a.m.!