First off, a little preamble is in order. JODIE WONG123 is a complete stranger to me. I don't know how she found me or why she talks to me, but somehow over the summer she just started IMing me and chatting with me. Her English isn't very good, and I have a feeling she is considerably older than me, so clearly it wasn't very interesting to talk to her. So I blocked her. She was blocked for two months. Last week, I unblocked her thinking she was gone forever, when suddenly she started IMing me again as if we had been talking to each other every day. Well, today I decided I might as well try to amuse myself as much as possible with these conversations, so I now present to you the first of hopefully many interesting installments titled "Fun With JODIE WONG123." Enjoy.
JODIE WONG123 (5:03:51 PM): hi wht are you doing
quaker chicken (5:04:00 PM): having sex
JODIE WONG123 (5:04:09 PM): you don't work
JODIE WONG123 (5:04:16 PM): no school
quaker chicken (5:04:22 PM): i just got back
quaker chicken (5:04:24 PM): from work
JODIE WONG123 (5:04:34 PM): so early
JODIE WONG123 (5:04:40 PM): what job you had
JODIE WONG123 (5:04:52 PM): you work pt
JODIE WONG123 (5:05:02 PM): where you live
JODIE WONG123 (5:05:05 PM): in NY
quaker chicken (5:05:13 PM): i'm a porn star
quaker chicken (5:05:16 PM): we have good hours
JODIE WONG123 (5:05:25 PM): what's that
JODIE WONG123 (5:05:27 PM): what you do
JODIE WONG123 (5:05:44 PM): where you lived
JODIE WONG123 (5:05:53 PM): are you in nY
quaker chicken (5:06:01 PM): no i'm a porn star in philadelphia
JODIE WONG123 (5:06:09 PM): oh a star
JODIE WONG123 (5:06:19 PM): what's is porn star
JODIE WONG123 (5:07:00 PM): you work everyday
JODIE WONG123 (5:07:07 PM): is work busy
quaker chicken (5:07:10 PM): no it's pretty relaxed
JODIE WONG123 (5:07:16 PM): you fininsh school
quaker chicken (5:07:16 PM): i make porn movies
JODIE WONG123 (5:07:20 PM): how old are you
quaker chicken (5:07:21 PM): pornography
quaker chicken (5:07:23 PM): 19
JODIE WONG123 (5:07:27 PM): you're young
JODIE WONG123 (5:07:35 PM): you don't go to school
JODIE WONG123 (5:07:48 PM): are you chinese
quaker chicken (5:08:27 PM): yeah, i do asian porn
JODIE WONG123 (5:08:40 PM): where are you from
quaker chicken (5:08:40 PM): so sometimes i'm vietnamese, sometimes i'm japanese
quaker chicken (5:08:45 PM): it depends on the movie
JODIE WONG123 (5:08:54 PM): you do movies
JODIE WONG123 (5:08:59 PM): that's good
quaker chicken (5:09:01 PM): yeah, pornography movies
quaker chicken (5:09:03 PM): i'm a porn star
JODIE WONG123 (5:09:10 PM): how long have you been working
JODIE WONG123 (5:10:12 PM): you get off work so early
JODIE WONG123 (5:10:21 PM): you're home already
quaker chicken (5:10:53 PM): yeah i'm pretty quick
quaker chicken (5:11:03 PM): i can usually get a scene canned in about half an hour
JODIE WONG123 (5:11:16 PM): that's goof
JODIE WONG123 (5:11:22 PM): is work fun
quaker chicken (5:11:29 PM): oh hell yeah
JODIE WONG123 (5:11:34 PM): that's good
JODIE WONG123 (5:11:42 PM): do you go to schol
JODIE WONG123 (5:12:01 PM): do you make a lot of money
quaker chicken (5:12:03 PM): sometimes
JODIE WONG123 (5:12:09 PM): that's good
quaker chicken (5:12:54 PM): my work is definitely fun though
quaker chicken (5:13:05 PM): i get to have sex with really hot asian women all the time
JODIE WONG123 (5:13:06 PM): you work so young
quaker chicken (5:13:18 PM): sometimes they make me have sex with hot asian men
quaker chicken (5:13:20 PM): that's not quite as fun
quaker chicken (5:13:22 PM): but i live with it
quaker chicken (5:13:24 PM): it's a job
JODIE WONG123 (5:13:31 PM): oh that's fun
JODIE WONG123 (5:13:48 PM): guys and girl
JODIE WONG123 (5:13:55 PM): that's good
So who thinks she has no idea what I'm talking about?
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4 comments:
This is hilarious! Cyberlove, what's not to like.
Let's talk about it not being interesting to talk w/ women much older than you. Dorky Asian Texan, I believe we find ourselves in a bit of a situation.
oh. i guess i meant that i don't have anything to talk about with BORING older women. older women with deadly senses of humor are ok.
It's all right then.
Lest you think I'm absolutely ancient: since you're 19, I could NEVER be your mother but I could be something like the young aunt - you know, the one whose conception took the parents and the much older siblings by surprise. THAT kind of young.
That was very, very funny! I love how you just kept saying the word pornography or porn at every opportunity as if she would suddenly either A) ask what it meant or B) look it up in a dictionary
I don't think she understood, yet she seemed to have a handle on some words that were more than 3 letters, so I'm surprised she didn't know "sex".
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