Thursday, October 21, 2004

Congratulations Boston

Congratulations are in order:

- To the Boston Red Sox, for defeating evil--I mean, the Yankees.
- To Derek Jeter and A-Rod, for just being huge douchebags.
- And finally, to the Fans, with a capital F.

In other news, here are some of my favorite searches that have resulted in visits to this blog:

- Quaker Porn
- Gay Gum Sex
- Love Song For Slim Jims
- Foods That Don't Cause Flatulence
- Effect Of Chewing Gum On Your Brain

So yeah... y'all're weird.

3 comments:

The Mrs. said...

wow. Quaker Porn. Now that's interesting. I did a search for quakers after reading this, to see if they had accepted the modern technologies of camcorders into their society and found this Q-Trans: A support group for transsexual and transgender Quakers. I guess they really have evolved.... ;)

The Mrs. said...

Oh yeah - and Hooray for the Red Sox!!

Anonymous said...

this is the first time i've ever googled for porn. what is this nonsense about chewing gum and coffee? i want to see me some quaker porn. where are the goods, huh?!