Wednesday, August 25, 2004

This Blog Is Rated G For G A N G S T A

Just kidding.

g
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Oh wait, I almost forgot. Today I went to a nude beach where there were a lot of naked boobies, had spontaneous, unprotected sex with three random women at the same time, got a mixture of coke, smack, weed, acid, speed, ecstasy, Budweiser, shrooms, glue, Nyquil, and coffee injected intravenously through my testicles, ran around smashing people's faces in with a Louisville Slugger and shooting their toes off with a rifle, and then screamed really loudly:

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"

6 comments:

Don Snabulus said...

Ummm, glue is bad for you. The rest I can't comment on because I am a mollusc.

Jessica said...

Whew! Sounds like fun, next time can I come along?

Jason said...

hilarious!

love,
jason mulgrew
internet quasi-celebrity

D.X. said...

wow, a real-life internet quasi-celebrity visited me... i've really made it big now.

Lau said...

Hi you posted a comment yesterday on my blog, and I was wondering who you are

aYa said...

i wish my day was something like that...