Just kidding.
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General Audience. All ages admitted to your journal. This signifies that your journal contains nothing most people will consider offensive. Nudity, sex, and talk of drug use are basically absent; violence is minimal; snippets of your journal may go beyond polite conversation but do not go beyond common everyday expressions.
Oh wait, I almost forgot. Today I went to a nude beach where there were a lot of naked boobies, had spontaneous, unprotected sex with three random women at the same time, got a mixture of coke, smack, weed, acid, speed, ecstasy, Budweiser, shrooms, glue, Nyquil, and coffee injected intravenously through my testicles, ran around smashing people's faces in with a Louisville Slugger and shooting their toes off with a rifle, and then screamed really loudly:
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"
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Ummm, glue is bad for you. The rest I can't comment on because I am a mollusc.
Whew! Sounds like fun, next time can I come along?
hilarious!
love,
jason mulgrew
internet quasi-celebrity
wow, a real-life internet quasi-celebrity visited me... i've really made it big now.
Hi you posted a comment yesterday on my blog, and I was wondering who you are
i wish my day was something like that...
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