Inspire Me

Somebody give me an adverb. Someone else give me an adjective. I will then attempt to write a short story with that two-word title. It will be dedicated to you, if you are the first person to give me either an adverb or adjective. Real words please.

Blame it on the city of Plano, blame it on the state of Texas, blame it on general suburban malaise, blame it on teenage ennui... but I am very uninspired right now. So help me.